Joseph D'Lacey

You can see the future in a bowl of cornflakes.

Welcome. Sort of...

Thanks for taking a walk up my street.

I'm a salesman of sorts so look around, my nomadic friend. Maybe you'll see something you like - a quality cut of meat for the dinner table, perhaps; a dozen gift-wrapped spiders.

Or possibly just a new pair of eyes. I have everything you need.

If you don't see what you want, it's because you're not ready. Give yourself a little more time...

CAUTION: For your safety and security CCTV cameras are in constant use. You may be asked for ID so be prepared to have your irises and liberty implant scanned. Be sure to take care of your personal belongings. Suspicious behaviour will be reported. Under NO circumstances approach unattended items.